fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

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jaimesvoice:

brothers.

reblogged 6 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 102,515 notes via/source

sehuns-left-testicle:

jackson: *moans his own name instead of yours during sex*

reblogged 6 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 294 notes via/source
Anonymous SCREAMED:
is it true that heichou's real name is sassmaster fluffybuns?
answered 6 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 35 notes via/source

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

reblogged 7 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 169,858 notes via/source

starbuckers:

What if all of our moms ran our blogs for a day

reblogged 7 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 258,513 notes via/source
xO_O

jongdaevine:

Honestly I am so proud of Sehun taking a stand against these sasaengs because he isn’t like “oh please stop this oppa is sad don’t make oppa sad!” naw he’s like “bitch if you wanna go we can go, come find me”

reblogged 7 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 811 notes via/source
attackontwitter:

Food for thought.

attackontwitter:

Food for thought.

reblogged 7 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 11,221 notes via/source

confessions-of-a-teenage-outcast:

ephemeral—felicity:

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

And then as you grow older you became afraid of things breaking your achilles cause you realize what it does

reblogged 7 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 374,683 notes via/source
nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

reblogged 7 hours ago @ 23 Jul 2014 with 5,907 notes via/source
xD: xcrying